Ausländisch Spam zur Kunst gereicht

Wer wäre vor Jahrzehnten oder Jahrhunderten auf die Idee gekommen, dass Werbung oder Stilelemente der Werbung zum Kunstobjekt werden. Alles was Masse und auf den schnellen Konsum ausgelegt ist, was scheinbar einer geringen Wertschöpfung unterliegt, stempeln wir geringschätzend zumindest als Trash ab. Wabert man etwas Kult darum und gibt der Kreation Zeit, kann sich daraus Kunst entwickeln.

Zeit heilt keine Wunden, Zeit macht einfach nur blind! Und taub! Stumpf gewaltig ab!

Ich bediene mich dessen, was mir seit meiner Konnektivität mit dem Internet unaufgefordert zugeschickt wird: Werbebotschaften. Ich soll Pillen für einen Dauerständer kaufen, Millionen transferieren, russische Bräute ehelichen, neue Jobs antreten, meine Arbeiten zu gefragten Kalender machen oder Aktien von heruntergewirtschafteten Unternehmen kaufen. Diesem Trash der digitalen Gesellschaft, der ungesehen dem Nirvana derselbigen übereignet werden kann, gebe ich eine Bedeutung: Ich kombinieren ihn mit meinen genauso wertlosen Arbeiten und rede alles zur Heiligen Kunst schön!

Kunst muss seine Finger in die offenen Wunden der Gesellschaft legen. Ich tue dies, vor allem in Zeiten, wo ein neuer Präsident der großen Nation Amerikas sich vom Rest der Welt isolieren möchte. Das darf der Donald nicht tun. Soviel Mist ist über den Atlantik geschwappt, wurde uns als modern, kühl und wahnsinnig angesagt verkauft, um binnen Monatsfrist wieder vergessen zu werden. Ich möchte auch zukünftig mit etwas zeitlichem Versatz mit eurer Gülle übergossen werden und gesagt bekommen, dass das Zeitgeist ist. Was eure Banken sich ausdenken um Geld zu machen gehört auch auf den europäischen Markt und gehört hier nachgeäfft. Lasst uns gemeinsam verbal auf Migranten eindreschen und sie wieder nach Herzenslust zurückschicken, wo sie hergekommen sind. Lasst uns zusammen Mauern bauen und Zäune ziehen, Hauptsache die Betroffenen können sich nicht wehren!

Das Held und Lichtbildprophet sein ist schon etwas Mega-Feines, insbesondere in einer zu verrückten Zeit wie dieser! Es möge die Show in bestem Ausländisch beginnen:

Prologue

Hello,
we are glad to announce that worldwide working teamis lookingfor people for the2-3 hours a day – Logistics manager. We seeking for highly motivated candidates to join us in our company. We can offer satisfied payroll with very flexible graphic schedule. All needfull materials provided by our crew without any payments.

All workers should be:
PC users.
Competent level of MSW knowledge.
Ability of promptanswers company’s phone calls and Emails.
High communications skills

Employee’s duties:
Waiting for incoming packages.
Prepare tasks for sending out.
Receive and reply phone calls and company’s emails.

Type of employment: part-time position, home based job.
Payment: $2800-3200 monthly.
Working hours: very satisfactory.
If you would like to try yourself in this position please answer to us.

Chapter 1

Salutti,
I hope that it is not troubled by you with his unexpected letter! If I troubled by then I did not mean My name Vera, Iam thirty and I work accountant I work at a great enterprise. Also in after work I am studying a photographer! I’m also take a great interest embroidering His free time I learning new. I also graduated from university and got a degree in economics!

I live alone in my own apartment, I was alone. me are nice to you and I have decided to write to you first! partner a life and that’s why I suggest you to know each other! In relations I appreciate the dedication and for that I am ready to give my love!I really appreciate the clever people. I am always ready to reach out in a difficult situation! If you are interested in acquainted Write to me. I’ll be waiting for your answer I wish you a good mood.
Verok

Chapter 2

Good morning,
we are happy to announce that international company is looking for candidates for the vacancy – clerk.

We looking for highly motivated employees to join us in our company. We can offer satisfied payroll with very flexible graphic schedule. All needfull materials provided by our team without any payments.

All workers should be:
– United States citizens ONLY
– Minimum age 25 y.o
– Experienced pc users.
– Minimum skills of paperwork handling,
– Ability of quick answers company’s phone calls and Emails.

Employee’s responsibility:
Waiting for incoming packages.
Prepare tasks for sending out.
Receive and reply phone calls and company’s emails.

Sort of employment: part-time, home based job.
Compensation: $5 per precessed package.
Payment is transferring after 4 sending packages + after 35 days once you sent first 2 parcels you’ll receive full salary. Starting from the second month-fixed $3000.

Working hours: very satisfactory. trial period of 35 days
If you would like to try yourself in this position please reply ASAP.
Regards,

Chapter 3

It’s Elena and I am a 30 y.o.
I’m a lonesome girl from Russian Federation and I wish to meet a decent mature man from US to build a relationship.
A local russian dating agency provided me your mail.
So if you’re interested in my letter, answer to me and say me something about you.
Lenochka

Chapter 4

Good day applicant!
We are delighted to let you know that you have successfully passed the preparatory assortment among the candidates on Polar-Tour has examined you and wish to offer you a position with our company as the Tour Manager. We firmly think that your knowledge, abilities and experience will be an asset to our business. We have been proudly providing individualised travel resolution to our private and corporate customers for more than a decade. Our dedicated crew of managers and advisers ensures that every patron receives peak satisfaction.

Job Title: Tour Manager
Firm: Polar-Tour
Salary: $4000 per month

Your main duty as a Tour Manager will involve provision of travel aid to our American patrons traveling to Europe. If you are interested in this offer, please reply and send your contact information as an acceptance to our post:

First Name:
Last Name:
City:
State:
Cell Phone:

Epilogue

Good evening road!
How is the weather at you?
Everything is good?

I WRITE THIS SMALL MESSAGE FOR YOU WHAT YOU WOULD UNDERSTAND THAT THE GIRL FROM RUSSIA WANTS COMMUNICATION WITH YOU.

What do you think of it?
you already communicated with somebody?
I long thought whether it is worth communicating via the Internet and here
decided, for me all this new, forgive if that.
My name Nadezhda, and yours as?
Only it is fair, good? I want to communicate, be on friendly terms normally, suddenly at us the relations will turn out what you will tell?
We can speak by phone or still somehow, well?
I think you will not be against it, agreed darling?
the sun I could not send the picture now, but I am sure that I will be pleasant to you, fairly, fairly 🙂
I will send it in the following letter, to your answer.
I would be not against yours photos, send me yourself my handsome and desired man.
I hope that you will write to me, very much I wait.

Autor: Lichtbildprophet

Marvin F. ist Popstar, Großmeister und Genie des ‚Fotounrealistischen Depressionismus‘. Für seine kreativen Leistungen um das Lichtbild und Wort wurde ihm von der Kunst-Weltorganisation der Titel ‚Das Held‘ und ‚Lichtbildprophet‘ angetragen.

Weitere Informationen zur Person Marvin F. entnehmen Sie bitte seiner Vita.